Wednesday, May 20, 2009

May 20th, 2009 - Fuck You Number 30

As some of you might already know from a previous post, I've recently purchased a lovely KHS road bike. It has become very dear to me. I've spent at least an hour riding it every day since I purchased it three short weeks ago. My computer is becoming somewhat jealous.

Amidst all of the positive things it has brought me, it was nice enough to bring one negative; a pseudo pair of x-ray glasses that have allowed me to see how impatient and selfish the drivers of this beautiful city are.

On my ten minute ride to work this morning, I was nearly hit by a vehicle. Twice.

One of the first things we learn as children is to look both ways before crossing the street. This lesson is applicable to all forms of transportation, not just walking.

When you're in your car waiting to turn right at a red light, and I have the right-of-way, make sure I haven't begun to enter the intersection before you squeal the tires of your beautiful black BMW. I know you have to get to your meeting, but if you're sitting in jail on an alleged manslaughter charge, you're not likely to make your meeting as it is. Right?

And I'm going to be very pissed off lying six feet underground.

Instead of saying fuck you, I am asking that as a driver you pay attention to your surroundings while operating a two ton scrap of metal.

Please?

Cheers.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

May 2nd, 2009 - Fuck You Number 29

I've been looking for a bike for some time now. The right bike, for the right price. Today some wonderful person posted my bike on Craigslist. This bike here.

Thanks person from Craigslist. You made my weekend.

Oh, and fuck you, car. There might not be a need for you any longer.

Cheers.